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Alien Spiders

from The Hex of Penns Woods by Almost Honest

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about

In elementary school when we were about 10 or 11 Seth and I decided we wanted to be musicians. We wanted to write our very first song. We pulled out a notebook from our desk which of course had scribbles of band logos all over the cover and we began to write lyrics to what would become “Alien Spiders.” The very first line “Alien Spiders, coming to get ya bite your head off make a web” were the first lyrics we ever wrote. We sang them over the music to Korns Freak on a Leash. Fast forward to today we accidentally uncovered these very corny lyrics from early in our lives and decided to use them in a current song and make the 11 year old us happy.

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Alien spiders coming to get ya
Bite your head off make a web
The sun is a golden spider
Ultraviolet venom

Diety of gold
In the sky
Arachnid StarCraft
Up high
Spinning webs of death
Miles wide
Killing all the world

8 eyes
2 massive fangs
wreaking havoc with 8 legs

Diety of gold
In the sky
Arachnid StarCraft
Up high
Spinning webs of death
Miles wide
Killing all the world

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from The Hex of Penns Woods, track released November 13, 2023

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Born in New Cumberland PA in 2013 these sexy funky cats new what they had to do. Save the universe from destruction by playing groovy sexy viking funk doom rock. They will stop at nothing until they have toured the world or at least until they get some good beer and burritos in their stomach. ... more

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