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Mortician Magician
04:52
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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls come witness the greatest and last show of your lives. I present to you mortician Magician.
Curtains Drawn Cape is Off
(Ace of Diamonds)
Formaldehyde Magic Wand
(Levitation)
(CHORUS)
Pulls a hand out of his hat
Mortician Magician
You’ll be sleeping with the rats
Mortician Magician
Insatiable Houdini
(Marrow River)
Bone saw grin removing skin
(Doves on fire)
(CHORUS)
Pulls a hand out of his hat
Mortician Magician
You’ll be sleeping with the rats
Mortician Magician
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Laughter of the Deer Owl
04:26
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Verse
I had this dream
That I was old
My hair was silver
This mind was sold
But there was a river
It spoke to me
The Babbling Brook
The spirit tree
Chorus
I've seen it all
With my own eyes
Death came in the night
My mind was lost
In the divide
I can't hold the light
Verse
Birdhead dances
It's mesmerizing
It captivates you
Then rips your heart out
But I caught a glimpse
Of what looked like her
The dress of diamonds
A crown of myrrh
Chorus
I've seen it all
With my own eyes
Death came in the night
My mind was lost
In the divide
I can't hold the light
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Alien Spiders
04:00
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Alien spiders coming to get ya
Bite your head off make a web
The sun is a golden spider
Ultraviolet venom
Diety of gold
In the sky
Arachnid StarCraft
Up high
Spinning webs of death
Miles wide
Killing all the world
8 eyes
2 massive fangs
wreaking havoc with 8 legs
Diety of gold
In the sky
Arachnid StarCraft
Up high
Spinning webs of death
Miles wide
Killing all the world
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4. |
Eyeless Herd
04:24
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My Rusty Eyes
The beauty that is Sleep
Build up of rheum
The Anchored Heart
Bellowing Death Rattle
Daughter of Stars
It's like Pyromancy without casting spells
Try to understand now sadness immortal
Here comes the Eyeless Herd
It's like necromancy without trapping souls
Try to understand now the mortal coil
Here comes the Eyeless Herd
The fractured vein
The healer of all wounds
Vestigial
A flower skull
An urn to hold all ills
Encompass me
It's like Pyromancy without casting spells
Try to understand now sadness immortal
Here comes the Eyeless Herd
It's like necromancy without trapping souls
Try to understand now the mortal coil
Here comes the Eyeless Herd
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Where the Quakers Dwell
04:18
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Susquehannock catch the fish
Iroquois mend the wish
Lose lose lose
Watch them fly
Hear the river start to cry
You know I know
The totem pole
My dreams are fast my mind is slow
You think you know
You thought I'd show
Isolated Iceberg
Oak Oak Oak
Where Quakers Dwell
Fields of Paw Paw will not sell
Himmelfaahrt
How dare you sew
Lightning strikes the place you go
You know I know
The totem pole
My dreams are fast my mind is slow
You think you know
You thought I'd show
Isolated Iceberg
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6. |
Amish Hex
04:06
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Folk Magic
Barnstars
Dutch Country
The Scars
Distelfink
Bloodline
Talisman
The sign
Amish Hex
Pray for Death
Amish Hex
You'll be next
Barn Raiser
Corn Field
Their Secret
Counseled
Lancaster
The source
Shoo fly die
Black Horse
Amish Hex
Pray for Death
Amish Hex
You'll be next
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7. |
Haunted Hunter
04:03
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Just past the Stone arch bridge lies a captivating terror
Straying from the pack was the first if my errors
Haunted Hunter
The fort has eyes
Haunted Hunter
Hear the doll cries
The mansion is cursed and my temporal lobe dispersed
Just the thought of it makes my cold skin shiver
The house it lives and breaths (breathing sound) my heart starts to quiver
Haunted Hunter
The fort has eyes
Haunted Hunter
Hear the doll cries
The mansion is cursed and my temporal lobe dispersed
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Colony of Fire
05:00
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Underground Empire
Colony of Fire
Evil visions conjured
They are never tired
Lying in wait
(Marching towards us)
We are their bait
(Mandibles Crush)
Outnumbered
We're their slave meet our grave
Ants and Bones
Mound of dirt receding earth
Fungal Farmer Creature
End times preacher
Straight of Gibraltar
Straight to the alter
Antenna Flame
(Permeating)
Tunnels Reclaim
(Solenopsin)
Outnumbered
We're their slave meet our grave
Ants and Bones
Mound of dirt receding earth
Rule over the sky
Rule over the land
Rule over the sea
For Eternity
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Ballad of a Mayfly
04:54
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Light, is a five letter word
And some may never feel it's warmth
Come, take a walk with me
This is the last time nurons shoot
I'm feeling weak
All of my dreams are facedown in that Creek
Crack of the whip and I'm feeling impaired
Drowning in mud I breath in the despair
I'm feeling weak
My life the mayfly
Lets keep this short
My life the mayfly
It's run its course
I killed myself
Look at my body wondering how I felt
There are no thoughts to compare this to
All languages have a word for blue
I killed myself
My life the mayfly
Lets keep this short
My life the mayfly
It's run its course
Light, is a five letter word
And some may never feel it's warmth
Come, take a walk with me
This is the last time nurons shoot
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10. |
Goliaths Lamp
04:36
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I saw a man without a face
Along the road he picked up his pace
I swore I saw him glowing green
Not all beings will feed on your spleen
Electric Shock
Oil Lamps Guide you home
Or is it all a trick ha
Oil lamps guide you home
Or is it all a trick ha
I just want to see the birds nest
This man's life has been unblessed
Nighttime strolls utter silence
The kind soul never cared for violence
Electric Shock
Oil Lamps Guide you home
Or is it all a trick ha
Oil lamps guide you home
Or is it all a trick ha
Goliath riding on the backs of flaming horses
The soaring eagle fire burning and the shallow frost
And the Lions head it looked just like David's
Live a thousand lives and the mind is jaded
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11. |
William Penn
02:38
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Almost Honest New Cumberland, Pennsylvania
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